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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 13:51:03 GMT -5
"Yeah, I feel like a f**kin' genius in that class." he grinned. "Sarai's on her time of the month, apparently. Sweet Jesus, all I suggested was a bit of team spirit. We could get all the girls in miniskirts and they could dance outside with pompoms. I'm tellin you, that would stop Intoxicated death right in their tracks. And all the dudes could sit out there with foam fingers and Maji t-shirts. And eat peanuts and watch the idiots drool all over themselves. And then our cheerleaders could pole dance. And we'd all live happily ever after" he shook his head sadly. "I figure out a way to end the war, and she gets pissed at me"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:00:06 GMT -5
"I know. Everything she'll be teaching us we already know. It makes me feel so wonderful. And how the f**k do you know Sarai is having her time of the month?? But anyway that would be fun to watch some Chuo Sehemu girls pole dance," Eryk smiled broadly and bit his lip.
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 18:26:24 GMT -5
"I have my sources" he said, grinning, referring to the Sarai thing. "And hell yes"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:33:01 GMT -5
"Come on Zach you gotta tell me!" Eryk said exhasperatingly. "You know all the gossip and crap and sources I know so I should know all of yours." He said seriously, wanting, needing to know the source. "d**n would I love to see Sandry do a pole dance...," Eryk added with another broad, suggestive smile.
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 18:36:51 GMT -5
"I was kidding. She's just acting like it. Even more of a b.itch then usual, huh?" He said, grinning. "We should get a stripper pole in one of the old war shelters. For fun"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:39:33 GMT -5
"Ya, she is. I heard she was f**king the leader of that group trying to kill her before that battle earlier. Overheard Leea yelling at her about it," Eryk said seriously leaning against a mound of pillows. "I totally agree about that pole but how would we get it in there?"
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 18:45:35 GMT -5
Zach grinned. "Wow. What's up with him?" he thought for a second. "Hmm. No. I wouldn't do Sarai. Minnie maybe. Thats about it for the staff though. But seriously, I'd be like... getting my freak on after music. Yummy." he licked his lips, then burst out laughing. "Maybe Sarai's pregant."
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:47:52 GMT -5
"That would be f**king hilarious. She gets pregnant f**king her worst enemy that's set on killing her. I don't do Music, rather have my Study Hall. Which I ditch..but still. Minnie is pretty hot, but so is Sarai. Cept Sarai is way to bit.chy at times so I woudn't do her. Minnie maybe," Eryk laughed with Zach. "This is a pretty d**n wierd conversation we're having. Talking about f**king staff tichas."
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 18:50:32 GMT -5
"I'm a drummer. Goes right on back to the tortured artist thing, man" he said, grinning. "Sarai's too rude. Myna, probably. I'd do Leea if she begged me. And Minnie... oh GOD yes. I have DREAMS about that." he grinned. "Not really, but you get my point"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:52:39 GMT -5
"Why in the hell would you do Myna?? She's f**king ugly man, and she's mean and rude as hell! I got an ex girlfriend in her Gym class and d**n, one day she came bawling to me after Myna blew up at her for pulling her hair back. And my girl wasn't no cryer. But anyway I'd do Leea if she asked, she's pretty cool and isn't that bad looking. Minnie I'd do definately."
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 18:54:25 GMT -5
"Its not the looks man. Its the ANGER. Shes like, delusional." he grinned. "She'd be all rough and sexy. Ugly, true, but that don't mean she wouldn't be delicious in bed"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 18:56:59 GMT -5
"Ya it would. You would be seeing her d**n ugly face which would make me puke. Plus her breasts are small as hell! And she'd probably kill you before she would even let you getta naked," Eryk dryly retorted. "With Minnie or Leea they would probably be like 'what the hell' and then do it. They really are push-overs most of the time. Sarai would do anybody, seeing as she f**ked that Romulus dude." Eryk did his lopsided grin. "Man I would like to ask Romulus how good Sarai's f**k was just for the hell of it."
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 19:01:48 GMT -5
Zach nearly fell over laughing. "Middle of a battle, just go up an ask him. You have GOT to do that. That would end the war. Well, if it was reallyy good, he'd be all distracted talking about it, and we'd all leave and everything would be happy. See? I think of all these... these war ending prospects. I'm a visionary" he shook his head sadly. "If only they listened. One day, they will be sorry"
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Post by J a D e Y x3'S y O u on Nov 10, 2007 19:04:04 GMT -5
"Ya, we can both go up to him in the heat of the battle and be like, 'Soo Romulus how was your good hard f**k with Sarai? Mind giving us all the nasty details? We are dieing to know how amazing it was so we can do it ourselves. Hell if she would do it to you, why not us?' I'm so gonna f**king do that. It will be so f**king hilarious. Then after he answers we can kill him and the rest." Eryk ended seriously, fighting to keep that way. "It's a wonderful plan."
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Post by Dree on Nov 10, 2007 19:10:38 GMT -5
"Yep. We should march right down there and tell them all about our lovely plans. Then again, they'd probably put me in detention til I'm 20. Maybe if we took that idea to Leea. She's pissed enough at Sarai that she wouldn't mind. I've seen the way she glares at her. OOOOH. Wouldn't it be nice if it were raining. And the ground was muddy. And they got into a catfight and ripped each others tops off and started wrestling in the mud?"
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